Welcome to the Crouching Llama
An on-line magazine dedicated to the martial arts. We've got some good stuff here, stuff that'll tickle, stuff that'll make your toes curl - we may even have stuff that'll annoy the hell out of you!
Well that's cool! That's exactly what the Crouching Llama is all about - a reaction, something that'll make you scream, laugh, or punch the wall in despair. Anything in fact - short of actually ripping the heads off the nearest individual in a fit of rage.
And talking of rage let's not forget Mr. Myagi, our very own agony samurai. He's brash, he's harsh, he's even, dare we say, a little sexist. But at least he's honest and honesty, as they say, is the first step on the road to wisdom.
The legalities
The Crouching Llama is a non-profit making organisation run by volunteer contributors. Although we are unable to pay for materials, we do welcome submissions. The only criteria is that submissions must be martial arts related, although we may accept material with a 'tenuous martial arts theme' if it is of a high enough quality.
You can submit your material via email.
Copyright for published articles remains the intellectual property of the authors named on the article, or the name submitted to the editor(s) but withheld at their request. Such submissions are identified as NWH. Likewise anonymous submissions, without copyright acknowledgement, will remain the intellectual property of the Crouching Llama.
We reserve the right to refuse publication of any submitted material deemed inappropriate, or that is likely to contravene UK libel, discrimination, obscenity and copyright laws. All email and correspondence addresses received by us are treated as private and will not be sold or given to third parties - we do not endorse or support individuals involved with distributing unsolicited mail. Responsibility for the content and on this site lies with 'the Crouching Llama' and it's editorial staff.
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We will never knowingly seek liaison or links with external agencies considered to be in contravention of UK libel and decency laws. If you have reason to believe we are in breach of this statement or have any queries regarding our 'legal' and privacy policies please contact us via email by clicking here: click here
We hope you enjoy your visit.....
