Welcome

 

Welcome to the Crouching Llama, an on-line magazine dedicated to the martial arts. We've got some good stuff here, stuff that'll tickle, stuff that'll make your toes curl - we may even have stuff that'll annoy the hell out of you!

Well that's cool! That's exactly what we at the Crouching Llama want - a reaction, something that'll make you scream, laugh, or punch the wall in despair. Anything in fact - short of actually ripping the heads off of our editorial staff! And, if you're in the mood for a little literature, we've got that as well, fiction with a martial arts flavour, not much at the moment, but it's a start and what we have got is pretty damn good.

And, while we're on the subject of quality let's not forget Mr. Myagi, our own agony samurai. He's brash, he's harsh, he's even, dare we say, a little sexist. But at least he's honest and honesty, as they say, is the first step on the road to wisdom.

We hope you enjoy your visit.....

 

Submissions

The Crouching Llama is a non-profit making organisation run by volunteer contributors and editors. Although we are unable to pay for materials, we do welcome submissions. The only criteria is that submissions must be martial arts related, although we may accept material with a 'tenuous martial arts theme' if it is of a high enough quality.

The editor(s) reserve the right to refuse publication of any material submitted that they consider to be of an offensive nature, or likely to contravene UK libel, discrimination, obscenity and copyright laws.

Copyright for published articles remains the intellectual property of the authors named on the article, or the name submitted to the editor(s) but withheld at their request. Such submissions are identified as NWH. Likewise anonymous submissions, without copyright acknowledgement, will remain the intellectual property of the Crouching Llama.

Please submit article, fiction or letter material via email by clicking here:

Legal bits

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